Monty by Jim Meddick for October 31, 2008
Transcript:
kid says, "Trick or treat!" Pilsner says, "Sorry kid, but 'mr. chocoholic' over here broke sown and ate the last of the halloween candy already?" Moondog says, "wait! Wait! That's not true!" Moondog says, "Fortunately, I put aside a stash of 'milk duds' just in case..." kid says, "Whatta rip! This box is already opened!" Moondog says, "But I only ate two...I swear!" Moondog says, "When I was a kid, we only shaving creamed people's mailboxes..."