Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "So I guess black cats aren't a problem anymore." Monty says, "Absolutely not?" Monty says, "Think about it: of all the ridiculous superstitions!...What could be more harmless than a little black kitty walking across?" man says, "Excuse me, but have either of you seen a black cat? We had a stray escape from our van that may be carrying rabies..." Monty says, "Um...Yeah. Actually...We..." Animal Control Aaaaaaahh! Animal Control
Why would his van be carrying rabies? And where were they taking them?