Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "You hid the Halloween candy up there??On top of the water tower?!" Pilsner says, "Yeah?I figured it'd help your diet if at least you got a li'l workout before scarfing down some candy?" Moondog says, "Ok?here. Hold on to my hat. I'm goin' up..." Pilsner thinks, "I'm banking on the likelihood that by the time he makes it to the top and discovers I only hid 3 skittles up there,he'll be too winded to ever catch me..."