Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Judging by the candy bowl, I'd say your vampire bat costume was a hit." Pilsner says, "Yeah. It was pretty popular?" Moondog says, "But why do you even bother to trick or treatin'? You don't even like candy!" Pilsner says, "I like nuts." Moondog says, "Wait... so the mounds bar that I found in a tampered Almond Joy wrapper?" Pilsner says, "I ate the almond out of it." Moondog says, "And this Hershey's with caramel bar...?" Pilsner says, "That was originally a Snickers bar..."
That explains the beak marks…