Monty by Jim Meddick for November 06, 2010
Transcript:
Pilsner says, "Y'know it's illegal in this state to operate a bicycle under the influence?" Moondog says, "That may be, but I can assure you, I am in no way impaired or compromised by?" Moondog says, "Down in front, dude! I can't see the treetops!" Moondog says, "That wasn't my fault that was E.T.'s fault..." Pilsner says, "I'm calling a cab..."
Don’t call a cab, phone home.