Monty by Jim Meddick for March 10, 2011
Transcript:
Again, he sits in the coffee shop, awaiting her trip to the fixins bar. Will she notice him today? He's decided to grow a soul patch and goatee to complement his esoteric hat and black turtleneck. Surely now he'll catch her eye." Woman says, "Um? excuse me... do you want a napkin? I think you have a little mocha frappe on your chin..." She finally noticed him and said, 'You look a bit like Jonathan Safran Foer,' which of course led them into a discussion of meta-prose narration.