Monty by Jim Meddick for April 26, 2011
Transcript:
Gretchen says, "That Byron! I'm really sick of his passive-aggressive *@#!" Monty says, "I tell you? he's no good for you!" Gretchen says, "It's wearing me down! I can't take it any longer!" Monty says, "He's a louse! He's the scum of the earth!" Gretchen says, "You're right! I'm gonna break up with him! Forget men! Forget dating and just focus on my own life for a change!" Monty says, "Well, he's not that bad... maybe just a quick breakup... and a short breather... then see what other eligible men you happen to come across."
Monty, be careful what you wish for!