Monty by Jim Meddick for April 29, 2011
Transcript:
Monty says, "Gretch? are?are you ok?" Gretchen says, "I'm ok. I broke up with Byron last night." Gretchen says, "I don't like crying. I especially don't like crying over a man? If, though, you happen to see me crying, I assure you it has nothing to do with Byron." Monty says, "Umm ok." Gretchen says, "Think of something sad to talk about. A sad topic: NOW!" Monty says, "What? Well... um... um..." Monty says, "I think I lost my Internet coupon for 20% off Nightguard dental protectors." Gretchen says, "Huh huh huh huh..."
They stop him from grinding his teeth…