Monty by Jim Meddick for June 05, 2011
Transcript:
Monty Yep. This is the playground I played on in nursery school and that... That over there is the tunnel slide. The tunnel slide? I never slid down the tunnel slide... I was too chicken. I guess I had a touch of claustrophobia back then... I was always making excuses why I couldn't do it... Stomachache... New pants... It's a painful, humiliating memory. Well, why don't you just do it now? What? Now? As an adult? Yes. Definitely. Erase that painful memory. Show yourself you can do it. Show yourself there was never anything to be afraid of... Y'know... You're right! I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna show my inner child the kinda man I've become! Woo hoo! Thunk Are you stock? Well... uh... Should I call 911? Yeah. You go ahead and do that... I'm gonna start hyperventilating.
He’s stuck like a cork in a bottle…