Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2011
Transcript:
Dude, he's a zombie! His days of playing darts are over, man! You don't know Brad! He was the best dart player and all of Pinker Hall dorms! C'mon, Brad... I'll help... Let's throw one for ol Pinker Hall! Oh c'mon, man! His hand came off and got impaled on the double four! No problem. I brought crazy glue.
If Brad keeps losing hands he probably shouldn’t play bridge either!