Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2011
August 26, 2011
August 28, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: I'm serious... you can really tell a lot about a man by the way he listens... good listeners emanate a lot of qi energy... it's a proven fact... But most men are too hung up in their yin to ever truly listen. Or is it yang? I always get those mixed up... like stalagmite and stalactite. Monty: Looks like a zombie might be gettin' lucky tonight! Woman: Of course, my pilates instructor says good listening is a sign of an ancient soul because ancient souls have probably said most of what they wanted to say in past lives and...
phuhknees over 13 years ago
She seems nice enoughI hope he doesn’t stiff her…
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Brad, you sly zombie-dog! —Giving the old “thumb’s up” sign to Monty surreptitiously!
Varnes over 13 years ago
Sisyfus, thanks for pointing out the thumbs up by Brad. If he does get lucky, I hope nothing breaks off at an awkward moment…..
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
Actually, I was a little concerned for the condition of his stalagmite. Depends on how his yang is hung, I suppose.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Brad might find the literal meaning of the phrase “getting off.”
And when he gives….. um… something…. he really gives it.
Ewww…. I just creeped myself out. Sorry.
austinjunction over 13 years ago
Brad will fall to pieces over her!
2011worldchamps over 13 years ago
Lady the stalagmite are those that sticks up from the ground. Just imaging the M in the stalagmite
steverinoCT over 13 years ago
stalaGmite = Ground
stalaCtite = Ceiling
baileydean about 13 years ago
I wonder, in Brad’s case would it be: once a stalactite always a stalactite…? Could be a real downer.
jpsomebody about 13 years ago
Is she gonna give birth to zombie babies?
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
A thumbs-up? Is Brad back?
Raygun about 13 years ago
Stalactite – “T” for top. The other one takes care of itself. “C” for ceiling is good too. Oh well, back to the strips…
Steve Parmelee Premium Member about 13 years ago
This story arc has been funny, but today’s is out-and-out hysterical.
STASH Premium Member about 13 years ago
Look, he is after her brains not her body.
spamster about 13 years ago
I don’t do spelling so its stalactites have to hang on tight and stalagmites use their might to rise from the ground
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Last weekend I wandered harmlessly among hundreds of zombies. Some offered me brains (still wonder if that was an insult or a kindness) while others showed off their dance moves (Thriller) and style. It was the Annual Zombie Walk and the police stood by the sidelines – in disbelief.
mrsullenbeauty about 13 years ago
Are his swimmers zombified too? Ugh. “The Doll Who Ate His Mother.”
Sharkybill almost 3 years ago
It’ll be easy for Brad to chew his arm off when they’re done . . .