Monty by Jim Meddick for September 11, 2011
September 10, 2011
September 12, 2011
Transcript:
The Mildred Museum of Art Welcome Um... One please. There's no running, no shoving, no shouting, no gum chewing in this museum... And let me see your hands... Hmmph... Oh... And can I get the audio tour? What's the magic word? Please. Now this seems like a very nice, healthy young man... And I'm sure it must've been very hot in the sculpture studio, but please!... Would it kill you to put on a nice sport shirt and some khakis?!
Lewis Grizzard once did a wonderful essay on the difference between “naked” and “nekkid.” It appears that others may have read that, too. Sort of like “art” and “porn.”