Monty by Jim Meddick for November 20, 2011
November 19, 2011
November 21, 2011
Transcript:
Um, why does that hat have a buckle on it? It's my hilarious Thanksgiving novelty hat... What? You mean like a program buckle? Except on a baseball hat? Yeah. I guess a lot of people had a hard time getting the joke... That's why it was on sale at Big Lots for $1.99 Ok, wanna hear something scary?... When I first turned on the TV, I was watching a PBS documentary on plankton, and this had actually felt a bit snug... Then I switched over to Ice Road Truckers and after about 20 minutes, I swear this hat is totally loose... Weird. See. Look... I can take it in a whole notch... If I were you, I'd take that thing off before watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians I wonder if the pilgrims ever had this sorta problem...
No, Monty, cos the Pilgrims never heard of the Kardashians…. so they still had room in their brains for complete sentences and penmanship.