Monty by Jim Meddick for November 29, 2011
November 28, 2011
November 30, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Hey, I had so many leftovers from Thanksgiving, I brought some tur - Moondog: Tofu! Tofu sandwiches! Parrot: Hey, wait... this doesn't look like tofu... this looks like some sort of *gasp* roasted bird flesh! AIEEE! Moondog: Get out! You sick, twisted Jeffrey Dahmer-type freak! And don't come back until you've received proper psychological counseling! Monty: Sorry...
Moondoggie, ever the faster talker, will weave a tale of woe. How Monty seemed strange and out of sorts that Thanksgiving. That the house smelled inticing, but unusual. The lights flickered. A dog suddenly howled outside and Fleshy jumped into his arms just as Monty was serving what Moondoggie thought was TUFO Turkey. .With the right touch of shame and horror in his voice – Moondoggie will convince the bird of his innocence!