Monty by Jim Meddick for December 23, 2011
December 22, 2011
December 24, 2011
Transcript:
Boy: You must be th... the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come... Why have you brought me here? No... NO... NOOOOO! It can't be! A plain funerary monument? Bah! I expect nothing less than a private mausoleum and tributary arch!
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Sorry, cutbacks in the household budget to account for the bocce ball court.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
monumental disaster.
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Bah humbug indeed. Global financial crisis. Master Sedgie can still hope for a stimulus package as all governments seem to throw good money after bad for no reason other than being reelected.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
You’re not dead yet, Master Sedgwick! There’s still time for you to reform your ways and embark upon an alternate future (notice how the years of birth and death are obscured—all we can see is that you were born on 7 February 20-something and will—in this timeline—die on Christmas Day, year unknown). —Or is that asking too much, that you should measure up to Ebenezer Scrooge?
revisages almost 13 years ago
how ’bout buying a private island to inter the body?
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
^ And doing it all right now…
jonescientific almost 13 years ago
I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Master Sedgwick! Set up your own funeral plan yourself! Tomorrow morning!
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Thank You Very Much