Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2011
Transcript:
Ghost: I am the ghost of Christmas Present! Boy: You must be sorely disappointed. Ghost: How so? Boy: Christmas Past and Future, they're hard -but Christmas Present? Surely any imbecile can handle that! I assume it's a starting position in your organization... and for a man of your advanced years... well... Ghost: Actually, Christmas present is its own unique challenge, and I've brought a creative skill set to bear on the... Boy: You haven't been caught nipping at the ol' eggnog in th' mailroom, have you?
FLASHER??