Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog: Well, Pilsner, this is it... 2012 is looming... the end of the world! Bye, old friend... tonight I'm heading out to party like mad, because, well, because there is no tomorrow! Bird: But you said the same thing in 1999... the Y2K bug... you totally went nuts, and nothing even happened! Moondog: Well, I think there were a few glitches in some ATMs in Iowa or something... Bird: Actually, come to think of it, you said the same thing in 2002 when KMart filed for bankruptcy... in 2009 H1N1... in 2010... Moondog: OK. OK. OK. I like to party!
C’mon, Moonie! Don’t make Pilsner stay home alone while you party your booty off. Take him with! I bet he’d attract lots of girls to your side!