Monty by Jim Meddick for March 07, 2012

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Patron: Pardon me, can you direct me to the 15th-Century Italian mosaics? Moondog: Ummm... umm... no. Patron: Modernist lithographs? Moondog: No. Patron: Qing Dynasty jade carvings? Moondog: Sorry. Patron: Golden Age Dutch portraits? Moondog: Nope. Patron: Well, then... are there any areas you can direct me to? Moondog: I can tell you how to get to the cafe, the restroom or a gallery of voluptuous nudes...