Monty by Jim Meddick for March 28, 2012
March 27, 2012
March 29, 2012
Transcript:
E.B.: Tell me, Gretch... what is it that leads a woman to stray in a relationship? Gretchen: Well, I'm sure there could be a number of reasons... but most commonly, I think it's when a man takes his relationship for granted and stops doing the things that make his partner fall in love with him in the first place... E.B.: #*@! I can't even remember the last time I rinsed out her HEPA filter! Gretchen: What? E.B.: Oh nothing... nothing...
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
I hate it when you get a song stuck in your head.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
You really don’t need an excuse to stomp on those easy listening songs.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Gee, anger issues, E.B.? Doesn’t make much sense to destroy the breakup songs flash drive when they are the very syrupy songs in which you should be wallowing if you really think Ms. Hoover has dumped you!
revisages over 12 years ago
maybe that ‘heartbreak’ playlist is a self-fulfilling prophecy. might wanna watch that song selection
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Don’t I wish….
djmalloy over 12 years ago
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?You been out ridin’ fences for so long now
littleannoyingdog over 12 years ago
She sucks for dumping EB is all I can say
Varnes over 12 years ago
♫Sunrise, ♪ ♫ sunset..♫….seriously what is it? Is he facing east or west….
V-Beast over 12 years ago
♫Thank God and Greyhound she’s gone.♫
iced tea over 12 years ago
Think of Paul McCartney singing: ‘Yesterday’. And then start playing Abba’s SOS.
pnorman1 over 12 years ago
Not bad Essex old buddy but here’s your dang “Breakup Song”. From the Left Coast Minds of Berserkley Records….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ePSJ44Fiw
Varnes over 12 years ago
Inspector Monkeyblues, Your avatar is my favorite video clip of all time. Scratches his butt, sniffs his finger and the smell makes him jerk his head back and it makes him fall off the branch. I find it hard to believe there is anybody on this planet that wouldn’t laugh there a$$ off at that! It doesn’t get any better in nature, or the human condition for that matter………And seriously, don’t we all kind of identify with the little guy? Don’t ask us how…….please…don’t ask….but we know….