Monty by Jim Meddick for April 14, 2012
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Listen up, Mr. hippie man. This museum doesn't allow creeps to doodle's muddy nudie drawings in public. Whoa, dude! I'll have to confiscate this filth and... I'm an art student! We're assigned to copy this painting by Ingres... Ok. Here some scotch tape. But if I come back and see anyone resembling Jewel De'Nyle in this pad, I'll kick your @#$!
My first thought was “Jewel, the singer, has a last name?” Then my next thought was “Whoa, this Monty artist is a porn hound!”