Monty by Jim Meddick for April 21, 2012
Transcript:
Ok, this is silly... I'm a grown man! I can't let anxieties from high school affect my adult behavior! Sure, I was a dork back then. Sure, girls rejected me, mocked me. But I'm an adult now! None of that applies anymore. Why should I fear teenage girls? I'm invisible to them! Paper or plastic? Paper. Um. Plastic. Um... I mean which ever is more sustainable and environmentally speaking... Um... Or... Whatta @#%$@ dork.
Hmm, once a dork always a dork? Can we try to outgrow dorkdom. I certainly hope so. Do we have to remain a dork? Do we grow from dorkness to dweebness? Hmm. Enquiring minds want to know.