Monty by Jim Meddick for June 03, 2012
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Hey... What's goin' on here?... What? My sesame seed bagel... I get up to grab a beer... I get back in half the seeds are missing! The half on your side of the bagel... What exactly are you implying sir?! And... Oh $@#$# and that half of the bagel is moist. In hindsight I probably should've pecked them off anymore of a random willy-nilly fashion...
Get the bird a beer. But then, a Busch in the hand is worth two in the bird……