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We must somehow persuade him to leave the cantaloupe. @#%@%%! here comes Ms. Crenshaw! Quick! Cover him with this tarp! Hi Ms. Crenshaw! Lovely day for gardening, isn't it? Why, yes, it's... Uhhh... He accidentally spilled some skittles. Oh dear.
OH, puh-leeze! Spare us the indignity! And the picture.