Monty by Jim Meddick for July 09, 2012
July 08, 2012
July 10, 2012
Transcript:
Sir, I'm thoroughly enjoying this cotton candy novelty. Are you sure you don't want one? No, Jarvis. And it to me, and I'll demonstrate why... First, we remove the paper cone, which is at best a nickel item. Next, we proceed to compress these fun cotton material... Finally, we arrive at a small wad of flavored sugar goo. Here you go... Price? $4.50. Hardly a sensible benefit cost ratio! No, Jarvis... I think I'll wait until we reach the kettle corn kiosk.
Yeah but that red food colouring is hand squeezed from cochineal beetles by Egyptian virgins