Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2012
Transcript:
Yeah. I'm gonna stream it later. Do you wanna come over? Definitely. I'm in. How about you Gretch? You up for a movie? What? The Three Stooges? No thanks. I think I'll pass. Is it a gender thing? Women don't like the Stooges. Too lowbrow... Too violent... Too... Well, I can't speak for all women, but for myself, I don't happen to find inane pratfalls and ridiculous injuries particularly amusing... Um... So I guess you don't like you to funny cat videos. Ok... Except when they involve cute, fuzzy creatures flying off ceiling fans onto babies heads...
“Celebratory eye poke”? Have I completely missed the latest bar-fad?