Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2012
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Oh @#$@#$ 2:30. It's no use. I can't sleep. I hate resorting to pills, but I'm desperate. Am I becoming like Elvis in his later years?... A pill to sleep... A pill to wake... A pill just to feel normal?... Am I becoming a pharmaceutical junkie?! Actually, they're just Tic Tacs, but for the placebo effect to work, I've gotta make it sound convincing.
Tic Tac addiction is treatable, I’ve been told.