Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2012

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Is that you, Edward?... Yeah, dad... D'you have a minute? Sure. What's up? I met a girl... So, what's the matter?... She hypoglycemic? No. I'm not talking about her blood. I like this girl... I like her a lot. Oh, I see. Well, have you considered draining enough of her blood to make her a half a zombie vampire love slave... Dad, don't give me that old school Dracula style @#@##%! I should've known you'd be this way. I gotta bounce... Whoa! Whoa! What're you doing? You can't go out now! It's 2:00 in the afternoon! Dad, get a clue! Vampires go out in the sun nowadays no problem! We just sprinkle... Kids these days...