Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2012

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Hmmm... Let's see... What should I have for smack? Remember now... You're on a diet!... There are lots of helpful alternatives to processed foods! Oh, c'mon! Diet schmiet! We're all on diets! What difference is a lil snack gonna make you!? And keep in mind, the FDA recommends 7 to 9 servings of fruits n veggies every day! 7 to 9?! What the @#@#%! Do th' feds expect us to get salad enemas?! Let's get real here, folks! It wasn't so much his argument that got to me... It was more when I noticed his horns were made outta nacho cheese Bugles...