Monty by Jim Meddick for October 14, 2012
October 13, 2012
October 15, 2012
Transcript:
Hey. Why are you packing up all the food?... We're in bear country my friend... We can't leave this stuff near camp. Even just a slight scent of food attracts predators... Safety protocol requires we move all food and used cookware 100 meters downwind, and to roughly 5 meters elevation on a tree limb to relocate the scent and prevent bears access to provisions. There! That seems fairly... @$@$#$ The peanut butter leaked out of the bag. Um, would you be offended if I moved my tent 100 meters up when from your tent?
I don’t know if I’d dignify a gang of raccoons with the title “predators”.(A little-known and seldom-used term for a group of raccoons:a “gaze”.)