Monty by Jim Meddick for November 02, 2012
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Those lil thugs shaving creamed our garage! Cheapskate you suck Well, maybe next Halloween you should hand out candy instead of raisins... Oh, c'mon! Who doesn't like raisins?!! Raisins are nature's candy!! Yeah, but you didn't even handout little raisin boxes. You put em in Dixie cups... That's because if you buy em in bulk bags at Cosco, unit price is $3.95/lb.
After factoring in the price of Dixie cups you could only afford to put one raisin in each cup unless you had a supply of used Dixie cups….