Monty by Jim Meddick for November 29, 2012
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I'll be ok. I learned how to suppress the vomit reflex back in my frat house days... You sure? That turkey sandwich was pretty old... Relax, it's easy. Whenever I feel a wave of nausea, I just press my chin to my chest and hum Margaritaville. Hmm hmm hmm... I don't doubt your abilities. I just moved over here because I prefer a chair with better back support.
He should have hurled that sandwich before he ate it.