Monty by Jim Meddick for January 05, 2013
Transcript:
My New Year's resolution is to find a soulmate, fly to Cabo together, lie on the beach, sip bananaritas and watch the sunrise over the Sierra Madre... My New Year's resolution is to ignore creeps in bars with cheesy pickup lines... Her New Year's resolution trumped my New Year's resolution...
Some pickup lines are really, really lame.