Monty by Jim Meddick for January 20, 2013
Transcript:
Well now Mr. Montahue... What brings you and our little friend here to the veterinary clinic? Actually... It's... Um... It's a matter of... Uh... Um... Maybe if you come over here Doctor... Relax, Mr. Montahue, I can assure you it's not necessary to tiptoe around the issue of feline bow irregularities... Animals do not share our human discomfort with the subject of bodily functions, waste products, discharges and emissions... Nor do they even understand the implca...
He’s not your av-er-age cat.