Monty by Jim Meddick for February 28, 2013
Transcript:
Where were you last night? You weren't in your cave... I was with Oomuka. We lay together beneath the Pleistocene sky... Light of ancient stars touched are flesh... And somewhere... In... The distance, the haunting howl of the sabertooth echoed. It was magic Doc... Magic! Well, I just hope you didn't do anything to complicate my study of the Neanderthal interbreeding hypothesis... Sorry, Doc... I'm not the type introduces genetic variation into a sub species and tells...
Aussie Down Under over 11 years ago
Back to his basic Neanderthal roots. Genealogy is great isn’t it?
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
They look so cute together.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
As if Monty could …
Montaholic over 11 years ago
So we’re all descendants of Monty? I guess we had to start somewhere.
heavenspresent over 11 years ago
well, buddy, you’ll have to start somewhere,with what comes nextbecause we’ll all be splicing that twist
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Guys, don’t forget Monty originally came from another planet. So really its alien genes mixing with neanderthal. More to the point, how could you do it? How, Oomuka how?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Monty, now you’ve really messed up the timeline! You are your own (many times great-)grandpa! And poor Oomuka: what will become of her, and of little Monty-O?
PICTO over 11 years ago
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. It’s either that or I’m my own grandpa.
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Ha ha. Monty scored before Dilbert did.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
Isn’t love grand? but all that hair gest caught in my teeth…
Tobbe666 over 11 years ago
Wasn´t Monty a Nerd Vampire? that lived next door to Robotman back in the day?
Raygun over 11 years ago
Jim should have used “insert” or “inject” instead of “introduce” heheh.
ramonesfan over 11 years ago
He lost his virginity to a hairy ape-like woman?
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
answers a lot of questions about Washington D.C.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Perhaps Monty could be happy here…
iced tea over 11 years ago
Vodie-o-do Vodie-o-do a-do-do
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I wasn’t a reader of this or its predacessor from the beginning so I was’t aware of his alien beginnings. It explains a lot, though.
Ichabod Ferguson over 11 years ago
Monty was never an alien. He’s the scientist who built the original Robotman and then had his memory erased by the government. It’s been implied that the procedure is what caused his lovable weirdness.
gwaktek over 11 years ago
I could have sworn that, before Monty, there was some blonde guy who was Robotman’s sidekick/caretaker, kinda like Moondog but with hair. Does anyone remember something similar?
Bobong over 11 years ago
A nerd and a neanderthal. No wonder we’re such a comedic race.
chriscc63 over 11 years ago
oh my god, Monty, I know your desperate but yikes, ew ,wtf
pam Miner over 11 years ago
well she is sort of fetching. He could have changed the course of history.