Monty by Jim Meddick for May 24, 2013
Transcript:
No, no, my friend! Not so fast! I was clearly closer and by all rights entitled to the next ride on this fiberglass duck... Ah! I see your game... You think because I am one of the genteel class and not a product of the mean streets such as yourself, I will meekly back down... Then sir, it may interest you to know I am well schooled in the art of fisticuffs, and if rough sport is what you're after, by golly, I'll... Jarvis! Jarvis! Help! I begin to suspect my assailants pants have met or exceeded their absorbency rating!
OMG Sedgewick meets the real world. Yup. The spring duck. What’s left? Oh, I know! The merry-go-round. And the climbing bars. Oh, and the sandbox. Do they have sandboxes in public parks?