Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2013
June 14, 2013
June 16, 2013
Transcript:
They ate th' brewpub pretzels! And th' potato twisters... Now it's down t' the three steak quesadilla towers... He did it! Moondog finished his final tower! And.. And... I can't believe it... Now he's licking the cheese dip residue from the brewpub pretzels container that does it, folks! Moondog wins! Bah! What th' @#$#@$ Rocko?
I recall a eating contest between two very large men. They ate the chickens, the steaks, hams, potatos, corn, salads, shrimp, crab cakes- you get my drift-mountains of food until they came to three large chocolate cakes. When one of the eaters DEMANDED that they pour hot fudge over them it sent the other guy under the table. When collecting his winnings he stated that " when I saw the 3 cakes I knew I could not eat one bit so I went for the psychological ploy of the hot fudge."