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As you know, all serious artists paint nudes... But I had a really hard time finding models... Then I got an idea... Ta da! No way! Oh, A a new tilt portrait! @#%@#%... is that a rash or just post Impressionism? Paint clothes on! Paint clothes on!
Puddlesplatt — nobody’s gonna look to find out.
But as he can’t paint with his back to the canvas…. he could hardly be posing that way….
I’m afraid it’s the full Monty.