Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2013
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Transcript:
It said on your profile that you're an ovo-lacto vegetarian. Basically, I don't eat anything with a face. I sort of relate. I eat meat, but I don't like food with faces. Pigs with apples in their mouths... Or fish with their heads intact... Dead eyes staring up at... Sometimes it might seem like a good idea to share... But really, it might be better to stay quiet... Ok, one quick question: do lobster faces count? Shhh.
As Danae would say, “The noise in your head is leaking.”