Monty by Jim Meddick for August 15, 2013
August 14, 2013
August 16, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. McHorney, I'm afraid you've gained 12 pounds since her last visit... I really must suggest you consider a diet plan... I'll provide some literature and I recommend you... Brruckorrrrkeeee.... Grreee... Orrggkeeee... Um... Everything ok? It's my stomach self-defense mechanism. It always growls at even a vague mention of a diet. Errrg...
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Diets kill (fat)! Belly-flab naturally seeks to defend itself; self-preservation is the first directive.And the doctor seems a bit at a loss hearing Moonie’s explanation. In fact, he looks like doctors I have known….
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Borborygmus. One of my favorite words.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
My fat cells have become very good friends with my body. Darn.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
So, NG, can I assume you live in a cabin in the woods and eat only what you grow or kill? Tell me, where did you learn your anti-corporation prejudice? Seriously I’ve had numerous occasions to ask that question in comics comments and not one person has ever answered.