Monty by Jim Meddick for September 22, 2013

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You're working on and insect repellent? Sort of. It's actually a type of human repellent... A spray of design to repel pretentious hipster foodies... Now! Time for a field test! I'll have this vodka stuffed hand picked lentils with maple puree... Oh, @!#$! Lets start with the Gorgonzola pan seared albacore and black sesame aioli... Then. Uh... Hack please... Just point me to your restroom... Well! It worked! But how did? It smells like a genetically modified artificially flavored unfair traded rain forest destroying antibiotic drenched pork rind.