Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2013
September 24, 2013
September 26, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. McKillor, come upstairs and I'll show you a good time... Naw.. That's ok. It's pretty fun down here... But Mr. McKillor, we can do anything you want!... Really?... Anything? Anything your little heart desires... Whoa! @#$@#! Another Yahtzee!
frumdebang over 11 years ago
You can tell that Monty’s from Jersey.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Did they even have Yahtzee in those days? I rather doubt it. I guess this goes along with the Quantum Leap twist cap beer and microwave popcorn.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Poor bar girl. Cut off from her trade and earning nothing but contempt for the phony McKillor…. Monty, I’ll say it again: you are such a wuss!
Commentator over 11 years ago
More painful awkward than funny
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
They did have dice then, and that’s all you need.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’d be mortified too,
AlexPK85 over 11 years ago
Monty is Mckilling the ladies. He couldn’t get some if he was in a monkey whorehouse witha bunch of bananas in his hands.
Sir Osis of Liver over 11 years ago
Of all of Monty’s fails, this one has to be among the most epic ones…
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Henny Youngman was walking down 52nd Street when a woman came up to him and said “I’ll do anything you want for $100.”Henny Youngman said “Paint my house.”
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Good judgement, Monty. I heard she has a bad case of crotch scurvy.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
She looks beautiful! Sorry she’s not having fun.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Any time. Any place. With any name. Monty will have a lady friend. Only a friend.