Monty by Jim Meddick for October 06, 2013

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I... I see you meeting someone... A young woman... You're attracted to her... You asked her out... She gives you her number... You start dating. You fall madly in love. She seems like the woman you've been searching for all your life... Every moment together is magic... Every... Minute... Every second!... Then one day you walk in to find her with Ralphael... Her Pilates coach. You're devastated. It ends ugly, finally she and Raphael fly off to Reno to get hitched. That'll be $24.95. We take Visa and MasterCard. Oh, hi! Excuse me... I'm trying to find Max's bar and Grill, but my GPS says... Get the @#%%@$ away from me, you two timing #@$@#$! See that folks?... That is how to avoid being jerked around by a crazy-@#$ woman!