Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2013
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Bbbzzzzzzz Doc, you did it... You couldn't wait. You went ahead and visited 2014! Curiosity got the better of me... Well, how was the party? Did I meet any women?! You know I can't reveal that information without risking harm to the space time continuum... Oh c'mon! At least I hope I didn't do anything stupid like last year... Anything... Y'know... Embarrassing... Can you tell me that much? Ppppleassssse! Ok. All I'll say is go easy on the appletinis and firmly decline any offers to participate in a hacky sack-athon...
And stay away from the cute Thai girl who has strangely masculine hands