Monty by Jim Meddick for January 03, 2014
Transcript:
The transformation is complete! I already feel stronger, having rid myself of that spineless former identity... From now on I shall be known as Mister... Um... Mr. Hyde! Um... Aren't you forgetting something? Oh, @#%$%#! I need all new personalized stationery. And good luck at the DMV with your license renewal.
He also needs industrial-strength tweezers.