Monty by Jim Meddick for February 16, 2014
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For we can't help? No. No. EB and I have everything covered... You go out and put the game on... We'll be out in a minute... Ouch ouch ouch. Are you okay? Just getting a Band-Aid and some Neosporin antibiotic cream for a cut on my pinky finger... A word of advice: next time something like this comes up, it might be a good idea to mention you were slicing onions when the injury occurred.
A whole strip set up just for product placement??!
I hope the The Onion Marketing Board paid Mr Meddick in something other than onions!