Monty by Jim Meddick for July 03, 2014
July 02, 2014
July 04, 2014
Transcript:
So, EB... Do you notice anything peculiar about the victim's shoes? Well. Um. No. Not really. One might expect a lawn gnome's shoes to be caked with soil or perhaps grass... But the shoes display a fine orange powder... Hey... You're right! And orange powder commonly used by carpenters and builders to fill chalk line reels.. So, it's Elementary, my dear fellow!... The man we're looking for is... Hey, why does this powder smell like cheese?
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
Would the South Park guys sic their lawyers on Jim if he called them “Cheesy Poofs”?
Barker62 over 10 years ago
Where’s my travel gnome when I need him? I need a vacation!
billyruffian over 10 years ago
Methinks Monty’s been sleepsnacking!
nitromicro over 10 years ago
Is Monty speaking to EB with a god-awful British accent?Indubitably.
e.groves over 10 years ago
Monty should change his name to Sherlock.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
The chalk dust in line reels is usually blue.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Okay, that’s it! TURN IN YOUR CSI-card, Monty! Eating Cheez Snax on the job, in the lab, and contaminating your evidence is inexcusable folly! You’re going to be busted down to Meter Maid-rank for this!
nitromicro over 10 years ago
Nice!