Monty by Jim Meddick for July 04, 2014

Transcript:

If we're ever gonna catch the sociopath who offed our lawn gnome, we're gonna hafta go door-to-door and gather Intel... We'll follow standard police procedures... You be good cop. I'll be bad cop... Hello, ma'am, we're with the neighborhood watch committee, and we... Ok. Let's cut th' @#$ lady! We know you're protecting someone! Who did this?! Who?! Oh, dear!