Monty by Jim Meddick for July 04, 2014
July 03, 2014
July 05, 2014
Transcript:
If we're ever gonna catch the sociopath who offed our lawn gnome, we're gonna hafta go door-to-door and gather Intel... We'll follow standard police procedures... You be good cop. I'll be bad cop... Hello, ma'am, we're with the neighborhood watch committee, and we... Ok. Let's cut th' @#$ lady! We know you're protecting someone! Who did this?! Who?! Oh, dear!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
RoboCop/PsychoCop
billyruffian over 10 years ago
Hmm…elderly woman in a track suit – Monty may be onto something…
SharkNose over 10 years ago
It was either Fleshy or Master Sedgewick.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Monty did it in a Mr. Hyde-moment! All leads so far point to him.
BudsGlory over 10 years ago
Take her down to the station, lock her up, don’t feed her, threaten her and her family with physical violence, make up some evidence. coerce some street addict into giving false testimony and PRESTO she will sign any confession of lies you put in front of her. That’s the way it works.
H4J.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
I had a good cop, bad cop pair from the university police interrogate me who were really bad at it. The bad cop was trying to play a role he didn’t have the cojones or the life experience to play, even if he may have looked the part.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Joe Friday he is not.