Monty by Jim Meddick for July 16, 2014
July 15, 2014
July 17, 2014
Transcript:
Ok... I'm busted! But come one step closer, and your lil friend gets it! Gulp! That's right! I do hate gnomes! Ever since Lawnco Inc issued gnome #381-A... Looks just like my late husband!... Thought I was rid of him... But now... Wherever I go, mini Wilbers mock me from neighbors yards! I hate em... Hate em all! So now it's time to say goodbye to... What? But... How? I just texted the police during her manacled monologue. Yay!
Too bad. She was the only bright light in this sad, darkness-filled world. Lawn gnomes are a pimple festering on the butt of the planet.