Monty by Jim Meddick for August 16, 2014
August 15, 2014
August 17, 2014
Transcript:
Well, Jarvis, I give up. It appears I don't have the wherewithal for fantasy games... Not true, sir! No, no... But I'm afraid it is... My mind is too soundly grounded in the real world... The ordinary everyday world... This mundane world of heliports, spring fed Jacuzzi grottoes, equestrian compounds... This... Alas... This is the only world I know!... How tragically limiting, sir!...
Even with all of those things, he’s still an ugly, short, fat, nasty little creep, with no social graces, and little hope of ever finding true friends or love.